He Doesn’t Even Have a Dog Shirt – Funny Anti-Trump Tee

Because that’s a red flag right there.
The He Doesn’t Even Have a Dog shirt delivers biting political humor with the help of an adorably judgmental pup. Wearing a paper crown and holding a cardboard sign, this good boy reminds everyone of the real scandal: the man doesn’t even have a dog.

In a world where empathy matters, this tee is a soft but serious critique of leadership that lacks basic connection. Equal parts cute and cutting, it’s perfect for dog lovers, progressives, and anyone who understands that “no pets = no soul.”

👕 Product Features:

• Colorful illustration of a dog with crown & protest sign

• Caption: “He Doesn’t Even Have a Dog”

• Printed on soft 100% cotton or cotton-blend

• Unisex fit (S–3XL)

• Machine washable & long-lasting print

• Ideal for rallies, coffee runs, or park days with your real dog

🐶 Why You’ll Love It:

• Politically funny without being aggressive

• Dog lovers unite for democracy

• Perfect gift for pet parents with strong opinions

• Says a lot… without saying too much